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ninman 09-23-2012 02:03 AM

I have a cockroach infestation.
 
Ok, so I made this video so people can see how bad it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFse9Z4srTU

How do I get rid of them?

ollinger 09-23-2012 04:11 AM

There's a better chance that THEY will get rid of YOU.

ninman 09-23-2012 04:21 AM

My post was a joke, I was just curious to know what people thought of that guy's house.

Sentinel 09-23-2012 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninman (Post 6914525)
Ok, so I made this video so people can see how bad it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFse9Z4srTU

How do I get rid of them?

Try Dynamite.

Sentinel 09-23-2012 05:00 AM

Oh, your HOUSE has a roach infestation. I came into this thread thinking YOU had 'em all over your body like lice or ticks.

6-1 6-3 6-0 09-23-2012 05:34 AM

You get rid of them by learning to clean.

r2473 09-23-2012 07:30 AM

Try boring them to death by subjecting them to repetitive, pointless threads.

Hood_Man 09-23-2012 09:02 AM

Nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

Sentinel 09-23-2012 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hood_Man (Post 6914824)
Nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

Yeah, that should shock and awe the little suckers back to the Mesopotamian era?

But wait, didn't they survive nuclear bombs ?
What I am particularly concerned about is the problem of mutation.
What we absolutely don't want is a roach-zilla.
Nobody wants 100 meter long roaches in NYC.

RF20Lennon 09-23-2012 10:46 AM

Borrow anti matter from CERN and release it!!

aced_Tezuka 09-23-2012 10:50 AM

Kill them with fire!

Sentinel 09-23-2012 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RF20Lennon (Post 6914974)
Borrow anti matter from CERN and release it!!

Borrow ?? How do you intend to return it ?

Seth 09-23-2012 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by r2473 (Post 6914709)
Try boring them to death by subjecting them to repetitive, pointless threads.


RF20Lennon 09-23-2012 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sentinel (Post 6914981)
Borrow ?? How do you intend to return it ?

Ok my mistake, STEAL! :twisted:

Hood_Man 09-23-2012 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sentinel (Post 6914918)
Yeah, that should shock and awe the little suckers back to the Mesopotamian era?

But wait, didn't they survive nuclear bombs ?
What I am particularly concerned about is the problem of mutation.
What we absolutely don't want is a roach-zilla.
Nobody wants 100 meter long roaches in NYC.

D: Damn, roaches must be the only creatures to survive that particular meme :shock:

ninman 09-23-2012 02:19 PM

I have actually seen the fire department in the US do a controlled burn of a property to get rid of roaches before. This video is even funnier though. It's the same house, but a different vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DQX9gq1PHU

I love it when the guy says "how can you live like this?" and the guy who lives there says "it's not pleasant". LOL.

Limpinhitter 09-23-2012 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninman (Post 6914525)
Ok, so I made this video so people can see how bad it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFse9Z4srTU

How do I get rid of them?

They look like ants compared to the cockroaches around here.

coolblue123 09-23-2012 05:07 PM

show the Fed/Murray Olympics match. if that won't drive them away, nothing will.

Sentinel 09-23-2012 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coolblue123 (Post 6915369)
show the Fed/Murray Olympics match. if that won't drive them away, nothing will.

You could get Rena to threaten them.
Quote:

Ok my mistake, STEAL!
Ok, so now you have a bigger problem. Interpol's after ya!

Sentinel 09-23-2012 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aced_Tezuka (Post 6914978)
Kill them with fire!

Be sure to play them this while you zot them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUm15jxuMvM


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