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Chopin 10-10-2012 07:42 PM

Best Laver Pictures/Chopin Press Conference
"Attention all posters!"

(A distinguished-looking gentleman wearing a top hat stands in front of a podium.)

"Ahem, attention all posters!" The gentleman straightens his bow tie.

"Right, it's my honour to announce that Chopin will return to the Boards on October 31st, at the stroke of midnight. He wishes to assure you that he means to move the Boards once more, with threads most could only conjure up in fever dreams. In the meantime, please post your favorite Rodney Laver pictures in this thread. Should there be any questions about Count Chopin's return, please do ask."

Chopin 10-10-2012 07:45 PM

Question from the audience: "Sir! Sir! Will Chopin be signing autographs?"

Representative to Count Chopin: "Sorry, Chopin is not in a position to sign autographs at this time."

Chopin 10-10-2012 08:22 PM

"Is it true that Vince Spadea is a big fan of Chopin's work?"

"No comment."

"Is Chopin a fan of Laver?"


Chopin 10-11-2012 08:56 AM

Chopin 10-12-2012 09:29 PM

"Are the rumors true that the "Chopin Tapes" will be released with upon Chopin's return?"

"I can only say that he'll redefine the Boards as we know them."

Chopin 10-12-2012 09:30 PM

Chopin 10-13-2012 01:53 PM

"Oh my God, he's coming back!"

"No question."

Chopin 10-13-2012 01:55 PM


Originally Posted by Chopin (Post 6951575)

"What is Laver's grip size here?"

"Er, please direct that towards the Historians."

Chopin 10-18-2012 08:17 PM

"Chopin! Chopin! Chopin!"

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