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pc1 11-27-2012 02:53 PM

Bigfoot is part human
 
The odd story of the day.

http://news.yahoo.com/bigfoot-part-h...142909433.html

My question is this, can Bigfoot enter the ATP tour or the WTA tour?:)

purple-n-gold 11-27-2012 02:57 PM

also part alien. and yes to both the atp and wta..duh

gavna 11-27-2012 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pc1 (Post 7035260)
The odd story of the day.

http://news.yahoo.com/bigfoot-part-h...142909433.html

My question is this, can Bigfoot enter the ATP tour or the WTA tour?:)

Wait does that mean Richard Raskind/Renee Richards was really Bigfoot?

Nostradamus 11-27-2012 03:51 PM

Long lost child of roger Federer?

rodrigoamaral 11-27-2012 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Nostradamus (Post 7035341)
Long lost child of roger Federer?

comeon fedace, r u serious?

sureshs 11-27-2012 08:58 PM

Bigfoot has a 200 mph serve

jswinf 11-28-2012 08:56 AM

Sorry, but that was surprisingly boring. Confirms my lazy policy about not clicking on links.

Still, I could see Bigfoot getting a lucrative endorsement deal with one of the waxing/hair removal chains.

MAX PLY 11-28-2012 09:09 AM

Racquet: Big Bubba
Shoes: Bigshot
String: Big Hitter
Jerky: Jack Links

(also being part-human puts him one up on many of the posters here)

ramos77 11-28-2012 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pc1 (Post 7035260)
The odd story of the day.

http://news.yahoo.com/bigfoot-part-h...142909433.html

My question is this, can Bigfoot enter the ATP tour or the WTA tour?:)

Sampras did pretty well..

r2473 11-29-2012 11:28 AM

The creature apparently came into existence when female **** sapiens mated with males of an unknown primate species, according to the research.

My mother-in-law has hinted at this more than once.....

sureshs 11-29-2012 11:40 AM

Bigfoot, Sasquatch and Yeti are real. They live mostly in the Pacific NorthWest and the Himalayas. They are shrewd and intelligent primates who have signed a contract with TV channels and authors to make their presence known, yet make it impossible to find them. When they see a human being, they wave their hands and walk in a strange way, just long enough for a blurry photo to be taken, and then they go back to their usual boring lives. Sometimes they will leave a few footprints and hairs here and there, but take special care that these don't lead to any verifiable conclusions. They understand their role in stimulating the economy with TV shows disguised as documentaries, and in getting royalties for authors who make a living because of them.

axel89 11-29-2012 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sureshs (Post 7038349)
Bigfoot, Sasquatch and Yeti are real. They live mostly in the Pacific NorthWest and the Himalayas. They are shrewd and intelligent primates who have signed a contract with TV channels and authors to make their presence known, yet make it impossible to find them. When they see a human being, they wave their hands and walk in a strange way, just long enough for a blurry photo to be taken, and then they go back to their usual boring lives. Sometimes they will leave a few footprints and hairs here and there, but take special care that these don't lead to any verifiable conclusions. They understand their role in stimulating the economy with TV shows disguised as documentaries, and in getting royalties for authors who make a living because of them.

agreed
10 sureshs

dParis 11-29-2012 02:39 PM

Overheard this conversation between a tourist and a particularly ugly, large, hairy local while enjoying a tongba at a tavern in Nepal...

"Excuse me, have you seen Bigfoot come in?"

"Not, Yeti."


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