Ivan the terrible . . .
 

Did anyone see Lendl at the celebrity golf tournament this weekend on TV? The man who introduced physical conditioning to men's tennis has added about 75 pounds since his playing days. Now Johnny Mac could kick his *****. JMac should be trying to get him signed up for the legends tour.

Re: Ivan the terrible . . .
 

That's what happens when you give up sport and take up the leisurely game of golf. There were terrifying pictures of golfer Thomas Muster, who looked much worse than Ivan! He has since dropped the weight I hear in preparation for some senior tennis.

What do golfers do when they retire?

Funny stuff, Tim! Very Steven Wright of you.

There was a picture of the Y-man, Russia's very own Yevgeny Kafelnikov, which surfaced about a year ago on these boards. The picture showed a very frumpy Y-man, which prompted us to change his nickname to XXL-Man. What do Golfer's do when they retire? Watch baseball and golf on tv.

Dan Quinn from the NHL won that Tahoe golf tournament and collected $100,000. Lendl came in 7th and got $12,000. Sampras played as an amateur and tied for 32nd place. Connors didn't play.

What do golfers do when they retire? They putter around the house.