OK, OK, I's gots goooooood conditions (no, I'm not high, nor drunk, I'm being facetious). How about fifty mile an hour wind from the one side to the other side of the court. About 40 degrees without windchill. Sleeting and hailing.
Or the misty rain that the wind gusts into your eyes? that sucks too. It doesn't wet the court much either (although the court is damp). So they have you play outside for about five games.
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