Why Mary Carillo Should Never Commentate Again
10. She sucks.
9. She says every stupid, dumb, idiotic thing that comes to her mind.
8. She obviously remembers every thing every tennis player and commentator ever said and is dying to repeat each and every quote no matter how wrong the timing.
7. Her opinion of the player changes point by point.
6. She has an even worse haircut than Lisa Rinna and that's saying something.
5. She's a HATER of the worst order.
4. Her tone of voice is so annoying I have to hit "mute."
3. She's a phony.
2. I don't think her colleagues even respect her.
1. SHE NEVER KNOWS WHEN TO JUST SHUUUUTTT UUUUPPPPPPP!!!!
Thank goodnees she's been banned from the Roddick/Fish match...if only she could just stop telling us that she was banned. And stop telling us that she wants to utter a pun. Geez, she's just the worst. Can you say "pink slip?"