USC's last football national title: 2004
Notre Dame's: 1988
USC's last bowl win: 2006
Notre Dame: 1993 (0-9 since then)
UCLA: 2005 (the oh so prestigious Sun Bowl)
Take that, baby Bears. Enjoy playing with your "Rex Grossman" at the helm. As for the crying Irish, I won't rub it in any further, for now.