A Blonde is strapped for cash so she goes door to door in a neighborhood asking people if they have any odd jobs she can do for money.
She knocks on a door and the man answers. She asks him if he needs any jobs done around the house. He replies, "yes i want you to paint my porch." He asks the blonde how much she wanted to paint it? she says $40. He says that's great! so he tells his wife, guess what i've got this dumb blonde painting our porch for $40, lol.
5 min later she knocks on the door...the man was wondering to himself how she finished it so fast... She says "I'm all done painting your porch...And by the way, it's not a Porch, its a Lexus."
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Last edited by Leelord337 : 11-29-2007 at 02:26 PM.