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Old 12-17-2007, 09:22 PM   #43
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For decades, two statues of lovers, one male and one female,

faced each other in a city park. They are both holding out their hands out to

each other, but they are not touching.

Until one day an angel came down from Heaven.

"You`ve been such exemplary statues," he announced to them,

"that I`m going to give you a special gift. I`m going to

bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can

do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the

angel brought the statues to life.

The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed

for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of

giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen

minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes,

wide grins on their faces.

"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel,

winking knowingly.

Grinning even more widely, the female statue turned to the

male statue and said, "Great! Only this time YOU hold the

pigeon down and I`LL **** on its head."
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