For decades, two statues of lovers, one male and one female,
faced each other in a city park. They are both holding out their hands out to
each other, but they are not touching.
Until one day an angel came down from Heaven.
"You`ve been such exemplary statues," he announced to them,
"that I`m going to give you a special gift. I`m going to
bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can
do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the
angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed
for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of
giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen
minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes,
wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel,
Grinning even more widely, the female statue turned to the
male statue and said, "Great! Only this time YOU hold the
pigeon down and I`LL **** on its head."