FYI: Shania Twain swears by Bag Balm. It's actually used to keep cow udders moisturized after the milking process, especially in winter. Shania grew up in Timmins, Ontario which is about 600 miles north of Toronto, and it gets hella cold there. Shania appears to have some damn fine skin (would love to see much more of it,actually....not gonna happen though).
"My lifestyle determines my deathstyle"