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Old 02-02-2009, 05:54 PM   #1
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Default The "What's Wrong With Her?" Thread

Here we can discuss WTA players that for whatever reason just can't seem to get it together. This could be due to a minor or major slump, inconsistent results, mental fragility, not living up to the hype, a combination of things, etc.

Feel free to agree/disagree as well as suggest others to be included




List:
Emeritus
Dementieva
Schnyder
Chakvetadze
Safina
Hingis
Capriati
Petrova

Powers That Be
Kuznetsova (C.E.O.)
Zvonareva (Secretary of Diplomacy)
Piotr Wozniacki (Controller)
Stosur (Homeland Security Chief)
Robert Radwanski (Director of Public Relations)
Sergio Giorgi (Treasury Secretary)

Middle Management
Wozniacki ("Princess of Diminishing Returns".)
Pavlyuchenkova (Minnie Mouse princess.)
Radwanska (With Wozniacki's help, she seized a spot while Kvitova was celebrating another Wimbledon.)

Rank and File
Lisicki (Sweet face, erratic tendencies.)
Goerges (Working hard to get to middle management.)
Safarova (Happy being one of the girls here.)
Cirstea (Nothing has changed with her. Poster child for a BBB.)
Hradecka (There's got to be some small tournament you can win.)
Pironkova (Call it a promotion for her.)
Barthel (Fitting in with the German Headcase Brigade.)
Jovanovski (Still looking for her brain.)
Stephens (Sloane the Lone.)
Vandeweghe (Will the taste of victory get her going?)
Makarova (More like Quarterova at the slams.)

The Young and the Restless
Robson
Mladenovic
Garcia
Watson

Left For Dead....even the vultures don't want them
Rezai
Peer
Oudin
Wickmayer
Paszek
Gajdosova

On Parole
Kirilenko
McHale
Ivanovic
Suarez Navarro
Kvitova

Drama queens:
Jankovic (You have a pulse after all!)
Sharapova (Just pretend that Serena is anybody but Serena.)

Matches to watch 2009-present (best if you are brave or bored):
Azarenka vs Li Tokyo 2009
Sharapova vs Oudin USO 2009
Dementieva vs Jankovic Cincinnati 2009
Li vs Venus Australian 2010
Pavlyuchenkova vs Vesnina Istanbul
Sharapova vs Dementieva Stanford
Clijsters vs Henin Miami
Kuznetsova vs Serena French
Clijsters vs Kleybanova Indian Wells
Venus vs Serena Miami 2009
Azarenka vs Kanepi Rome
Ivanovic vs Dulko AO
Wickmayer vs Dulgheru AO
Sharapova vs Kirilenko AO
Safina vs Kvitova USO
Sharapova vs Radwanska Stanford
Dementieva vs Stosur USO
Ivanovic vs Makarova AO
Wozniacki vs Jankovic Rome 2011
Schiavone vs Paszek WO 2011
Jankovic vs Sharapova Cincy 2011
Suarez Navarro vs Kanepi Estoril 2012
Lisicki vs Kerber Wimbledon 2012
Kvitova vs Robson AO 2013
Stosur vs Zheng AO 2013
Stephens vs Serena AO 2013
Ivanovic vs Cornet Cincinnati 2013
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