Hahaha, I forgot about the damn serve cage... my racket was scraping the top of the net. It was impossible to get a decent swing, plus I was drunk. Still broke a hundred though. I should've tried serving while kneeling. It looks as though Dats and I have epilepsy while warming up.
Keep in mind, it was raining when we first got there so play was suspended... we were forced to drink. Plus I was drinking with Sappy at the bar beforehand. That's also when I was molested by the cougar club.
I think sappy tried stealing that rascal scooter while I was trying to distract the Mercedes booth girl.
***I can see the future*** I predict Sup will return from the planet krypton tomorrow.