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Old 09-08-2009, 08:04 AM   #27368
hollywood9826
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We all you know you suck and are slow and lazy to the point that you hardly never sweat. You need to be more like auzzie and invest in a JMU tennis shirt (grey) and do some jumping jacks on the court to build up a nice sweat. A sweat so profuse that you drip on the court and slide on your sweat to the point where diadoras do not offer exceptinal support and you have to wear babolats with michelin rubber on the soles for maximum grip.
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