Originally Posted by Lion King
Wow, she doesn't look so hot from up close
That's the law of repulsion:
Replusive force is inversely proportional to the square of the distance between a (sober) male subject and a female subject.
The "distance" referred to in the law can be generalized. For example, d(1 night stand) > d(girl friend-boy friend) > d(husband-wife). You get the idea.
Men are condemned to be the victims of the law of repulsion since they are wired to be visual.