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Old 11-08-2009, 12:59 AM   #15
Ken Honecker
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Spokane, Washington
Posts: 384

Ah tennis the way it was meant to be played, at least by the young. Hit the crap out of the serve (flat of course, spins are for wimps) charge the net daring your opponant to return it and allow you to murder it. Volley him into submission, repeat. In a perfect world you will play most of the game within 5 feet of the net and display God like talents that make woman swoon at your feet. Always have a Sharpie handy to sign body parts.
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