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Old 06-21-2010, 08:39 AM   #30
tennis tom
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If I cheated me then I would cheat me back, then call for an umpire. Then I would foot-fault to gain an advantage and serve into my body. If the ump called me for foot-faulting, I would get me and me and shove two balls down his f'ing throat. Then me and me woud file a grievance and since it was two against one our team of lawyers would have a slam dunk and win $92,000 from our USTA section and form a foundation and go to Monte Carlo and give clinics to poor rich kids.
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