Hilarious post. We have much in common Ross.
I'm in kind of a halfway house recovery program for racket junkies with less than 10 frames now. Will probably always have that crackhead twitch but I'm trying to control myself.
I say, drink a bottle of tequila, order an extreme pro and stay in bed till it arrives. Worked wonders for me.
Its that thing when you have to play a jacked midget high on cortex while rollerblading