LOL It did not take long to find out it would not work. I tried stringing a Prince O-Port racket. When string the mains on the O-Port racket you have to pull tension from the inside mains outward or the string ends up on the wrong side of the O-POrt. I guess I could use a boomerang or a whatever but not work the effort.
When you're dead you don't know you're dead. It's the same way when you're stupid.