We need to Photoshop an Umpah-Lumpa with a tennis racket to represent Paulman's minions. LOL!
Actually, I think I have a photo of Paulman's minions right here:
In addition to finding string an racket deals, the also do racket and string play-tests.
BTW- Topaz, I would never sign my soul over for a captain unless they could guarrentee that they could make me a 5.0 player