So I call up the Audi folks to see about them buying back my A4 like they did my other A4 (something about them needing to keep a certain amount of "used" cars on the lot).
The guy is like "sure, come on in and we'll talk, by the way we got the new A7 in stock now..."
WTF is an A7? Why would I want an A7 when I am trying to get rid of my car?
BTW, if you ever want to get an Audi, don't go to the one in Tyson's Corner. Go to the one way the f**k out in Chantilly, it's much better and the people are nicer.