Alright.... How about this:
I got myself a domain name which is too long, but it will work for now. I've also got myself some new pictures. All legal for use on my website with no copyrights.
For those of you that remember the old site, this version should be rather refreshing without all of the irritating nonsense.
Still going to work on some pages, including the About me page, probably taking much of the advice from this thread.