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Originally Posted by ChicagoJack

• In Heaven, the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian and it is all organized by the Swiss.

• In Hell, the police are German, the cooks are English, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and it is all organized by the Italians.

-Jack

I just projectile laughed out a sip of beer as I read this, Jack. Thanks. Thanks a lot.