My wife actually listens with interest (or pretends to anyway) as I describe how great the latest racquet addition performs, and how its different from the others in my posession. I've cut down the collection to about 30, but have probably owned 70+ over the last few years.
Personally I would have a problem with my wife telling me how many racquets I should own. I don't comment on her purchases and she doesn't comment on mine - works for us. And no, you can't have her.
Steams 99s, leather grips; 4G @58lbs; ZX 16 / marathon 15L @62lbs