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Old 03-23-2012, 08:44 PM   #2042
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Yo momma so fat...a helicopter tried to land her back because she had a malcolm x jacket on.

yo momma so takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

yo house so small....I threw a rock in it and hit errbody.

yo house so dirty....the roaches drive jeeps.

yo momma so short....she have to stand on a nickel to pi$$ over a dime.

ya'll so poor...I saw your momma kickin a can down the street and I ask her.....what chu doin? she said...."we moooovin"
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