Yo momma so fat...a helicopter tried to land her back because she had a malcolm x jacket on.
yo momma so dumb....it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
yo house so small....I threw a rock in it and hit errbody.
yo house so dirty....the roaches drive jeeps.
yo momma so short....she have to stand on a nickel to pi$$ over a dime.
ya'll so poor...I saw your momma kickin a can down the street and I ask her.....what chu doin? she said...."we moooovin"