Originally Posted by Wuppy
I have a problem because I'm so good looking that everyone starts to hate me. I say, "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful," but it's to no avail. They all pretend it's because I'm an egomaniac but I know they're just jealous.
Can anyone help?
Offer them an orange mocha frappuccino, because there is nothing one can do about being seriously incredibly good looking. Derek Zoolander attests to that.