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My letter to @Wimbledon
June 20, 2012 by pseudofedblog
Good morning fans!
Every year I write a letter to My friends at the Wimbledon. Its like a tradition we have together. This year because of bloggings technology I thought you would all be so happy to see it so I am sharing it.
I tried to get in contact with Jim Courier to make the deliveries it but his people said he doesnt do this. I wish he would make up the mind.
Dear Mr. Wimbledon,
I hope you are well. I am.
Here is My usual anniversary letter with the requests for this years draw into the Law and Tennis Associations.
I request NOT to be on My side of the draw:
Nadal I have spoken with Bjorn Borg and we dont like him.
Djokovic Noisy families, keeps winning.
Tom Haas Has an unhealthy interest in other players and their injuries and he beat me in the Halle.
Andrew Murray Can beat Me. Everybody around him also seems to be called Murray. Suspicious. This is like Paul Anaconda being called Paul Roger. Please investigate, high priority.
Isner He beat Me in St. Davids Cup and too tall.
Tsonga He is the French one that knocked Me out last year. There is also something strange on his head this year.
Raonic Strange name. Too many vowels.
Nalbandian Dangerous but a good friend to have around in gangster situations.
John McEnroe He has beaten Borg and is STILL playing now, can you check whether this is legal?
Bartoli Her serve motions make me frightened.
I request you CAN put on My side of the draw:
Andrew Roddick He is usually on My side so OK. His cap is always wet.
Lleyton Hewitt as above
Baghdatis as above but without the hat.
Goffin He is the little boy. You can hype this match up a lot with no serious reason. Yes.
Sue Barker She won the French Open but is quite small.
Johnathan Lloyd Apparently he used to like having the photos taken of himself in his undergarments. I am not comfortable with how small the fitting was.
Patrick McEnroe He had a great career as a doubles player and also part of a famous musical duets with Paul Simon.
Thank you for the usual considerations. As usual, Centre Court only, dont do a Garros on Me.
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again