Just because YOU don't like an Oversize racquet doesn't mean you should knock those who do. By your specs, most pros should be at home playing video games. You talk about developing skills through hard work but then say you've taken a good deal of time off from the game - were you just working on your physical conditioning all those years?
I know you would feel like you were cheating and all with the 93 sq in head, but you would probably like the Tour Diablo Mid. There are plenty for sale used in good shape.