The last woman I crushed was, I think, 2009. Left almost nothing of her. Limbs were broken, head smashed, thigh flesh removed. I think I even carved my initials on her chest and belly. I think I removed two of her frontal teeth, but I'm not so sure. It may be a different woman aight.
Ahh the good ol' woman crushing. Good times. I miss that.
PS: I'm just kidding. I have never crushed a woman and I will never do it again.