Sorry, guys, I find this thread amusing. Welcome to our (ladies) world. Tops that don't support "the girls" or issue headlight alerts and shorts that are too short or, worse, show....
I've vowed to "boy"cott next USTA season and wear only "boy" clothes -- shorts (with pockets!) and tees. Based on this thread, though, I'll still have to worry about those polka-dotted undies. LOL
A 3.5 masquerading around with a 4.0 mask on.