[Senator Jay Bullworth]

Originally Posted by Mike Bulgakov

While I am enjoying a bottle of Stolichnaya and watching Borg vs. McEnroe in the 1980 U.S. Open final, the lemur runs in, puts an empty glass on the table, and asks me to fill it with Stoli.

He explains that the Senator, Janet, Jill, Dedans, and ILC are playing poker downstairs, and he needs a drink. I ask, "What's wrong with that?" The lemur explains that I didn't quite hear him correctly.

I fill the lemur's glass. Borg hits a great passing shot. The lemur jumps up, pumps his fist, and yells, "Yes! I think Borg is going to win this one!"

Penthouse was right. You (and that Madagascarin lemur of yours) are frankly, quite superb.