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Old 09-05-2012, 11:49 AM   #38
Dedans Penthouse
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Originally Posted by Rock Strongo View Post
^^ Finland. Took a day trip by boat and it was the dullest place I've ever been to. Felt like a former Soviet country.

Winter is nigh, you will see Swedish ice soon.
Mita Vittua ?!!! ....... perkele

Q: How do you tell an extroverted Finn?
A: He's the one looking down at your shoes when he's talking to you.

Ok Rock, here's one for you:

A Swede was in a pub in Finland and a regular customer suggested to him:
"I'll give you $200, if you let me smash ten beer bottles on your head." The Swede thought for a while and finally agreed, partly because of peer pressure.

The Finn smashed the first bottle on the Swede's head, then the second and so on, but he stopped after smashing nine bottles.

"So when are you going to smash the tenth bottle?" asked the Swede.
"I'm not a total idiot," the Finn replied, "then I would have to give you that $200."

Looking for that special hide-a-way for that special little "frigid" someone? The IceHotel in swinging, downtown Jukkasjarvi, Sweden awaits you and that little iceclit of yours

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