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Old 09-22-2012, 08:52 AM   #21
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A doctor told me this "joke" a while back"

A man walks into the pharmacy and tells his pharmacist, "Doc, I have a terrible flu, what can you give me to make me feel better".

Pharmacist replies, "You don't have the flu, you have a cold".

Man asks, "How do you know that".

Pharmacist replies, "Because you're here".

Point being, when you have the flu (instead of a cold), you aren't up walking around. It really knocks you on your *****.

The further point is that people often mistake a (bad) cold for the flu.
“You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation” – Plato

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