Oh please. I count 21 people besides the OP who have posted in this thread and it looks like only two that I can see who criticized or called his or her authenticity into question (my guess is the OP is a woman fwiw) and those comments looked to be pretty mild to me.
I could say more on the subject but I'll drop it now. I wouldn't want Tom or any others of you who are so deeply offended at the OPs treatment to require hospitalization.
When should you serve and volley in doubles? Only when you want to win.