Hey tennis-loving ladies and gentlemen of TW, serious answers please. It's not everyday that dear Senti asks you all for your advice.
No illegal/ criminal options please.
Originally Posted by vive le beau jeu !
just a little question, just to be sure... are the streets full of apes (topspin or not) and is there a piece of liberty statue on the beach ?
LOL, No, this is not
inspired by Planet of the Apes or Terminator series, etc. I have been into sci-fi a lot from childhood so a lot of my thinking follows across such lines.
In any case, I do not
know how to drive motorcycles (or cars without
having the keys) nor do i know how to fire guns, and I cannot
single-handedly floor five or ten armed assailants, nor can I jump onto speeding trucks from heights (Salt), nor can I use my cell (Nokia 5510 in my case) or iPod to bring down the security system at NASA or KGB headquarters (Transporter 2).
Hasta la vista, baby.