I opened up my iPhone 5 to apply lead tape at 12 / 3 / 9 and inside was a note from one of the Foxconn workers that said l was holding the GPOAT in my hands and to enjoy it and not worry about the really mean people hating on it.
Thank you Johnny Wong. I sure wish there was some way I could let you know that I am GPOATing and your message made it to me like a cosmic ray of dawn.
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.