I too, would fight PP over my GOATly Apple flavoured phone. I would meet him at the Eden Roc Miami and pummel him with steak and blueberry vodka.
Then I would fill him up with Basalt and GOAT him and his iPhone 5. Then I'd rush home back to NY for 4.5 GOAT match with the Epic Cortex King of Brooklyn.
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.