As an ex-smoker myself I used to find it ridiculous how people would complain about secondhand smoke. One time I was watching my dads soccer game and I was smoking a cigar... then some guy snaps his finger at me makes this weird noise with his mouth and "shoos" me away. I was sitting in the middle of two soccer fields at least 10-20 yards away from anyone else.
Nevermind fatasses eating their way to death. They are beautiful. Smokers, ugly, scum of society.
"In the 1980's two men dominated--sometimes each other, most of the time everyone else."