I have a friend with a latent desire to move back to DC, put on an orange shirt, and walk around various Bethesda neighborhoods with a huge red bag filled with martini olive pits, broken teeth, and useless business cards from various fresh GU Law green trolls. Knocking on doors, wishing people happy Halloween and birthday, and picking half-full cigarette butts from around the porch on the way out. And then have vodka rocks.
"Roddick was better than Djokovic on grass...not all surfaces. That is a reasonable opinion as both have won Wimbledon once" - Steve Dykstra