In my defense..
I"m Asian, have slanty eyes that see side to side great, but not upwards or downwards.
I've worn a hat for tennis since 1989.
My neck is stiff from 25 years of 5 day a week surfing on shortboards.
I've been serving a tennis ball since 1974.
Would you believe that I tossed it up every time? Myself.
I haven't caught any of my tosses since maybe 1976.
Where can my ball go, really?