When asked if the heir apparent to Pele's crown as the golden boy of Brazilian football would learn Catalan in preparation for a move to Barcelona, he retorted: "I want to learn a world language such as English."
Fair enough, Neymar. I'm sure he already knows Ramires, Oscar, Piazon and Luiz. He'll probably get on great with Hazard and Mata too after they set him up for 50 a season. All he would have to do is somehow displace Falcao.
Always good to have a dream I suppose