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Old 10-24-2012, 03:25 AM   #175
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Originally Posted by TennisCJC View Post
The only good courts are clay and grass, no?

And, the clay court must be red clay because the blue clay court is not good court, no?

And, the grass court must be the slow grass with the high bounce, no?

And, my water bottles must be aligned at a 47 degree angle to the sideline of the grass and red clay court, no?

And, my socks must be pulled up just enough, no?

And, my underwear must be adjusted very carefully to be just the right fit in order to optimize my game on the grass and red clay court, no?

And, then I am ready to play tennis, no?

Geez, is this guy for real, no?
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