Originally Posted by Sentinel
The Universe, in entirety, will be shut down in December for scheduled maintenance.
The downtime will only be 6 days or so, but it may take several hundred million years for the next iteration to become habitable by complex, intelligent species. The inconvenience is regretted, but we expect it to be worthwhile since we will be taking care of some memory leaks and vulnerabilities, and adding some necessary security updates which will make your experience smoother.
p.s. eat 'n drink all you can, folks, for the next month.
Will Roger Federer have a protected ranking during this period? I once asked Maria Kirilenko if she would go out with me, and she said, "Not in a million years!" She should be ready to date me when things become habitable again.