[Timbo's hopeless slice]

hey Woodrow, you forgot :

11. A player leaps across the net in a blind rage believing he has been 'hooked' by the opposing mixed doubles team.

does he:

A: storm to the baseline to check 'his' mark in righteous fury, thus fulfilling his destiny

B: upon failure to find said mark, begin 'hunting for heads'

C: slink off to TT and create a thread on the issue

(or)

D: All of the above