Originally Posted by KineticChain
tennis is a game of class, honor, and diplomacy. Only the most scholarly of gentlemen shall play this activity called tennis. There shall be no jumping of any nature as this would be considered unsportsmanlike and "rude" in this activity for the elites. should my eyes happen to fall upon such a monstrosity of a gentleman "jumping over the net", I'd faint and wither away from the rudeness.
Is that Henry VIII you're quoting? He was an avid tennis player.