What a cool thread! I mean, it has everything. Outsized athletic prowess, confrontation, people making up quotes for other people, and a tablespoon of Woodrow. What's not to like?
OP, if you ever jump over the net in a match against me, you had better be Dead Sexy up close. Only a truly gorgeous male specimen is allowed to do that sort of thing.
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