It's just a god damn phone.
My uncle who I hadn't seen in 30 years whipped out a Win7 phone the other night and I was impressed by the fluid UI. Made me want to check out the 920. But why. I love my i5. Yes it has its quirks and is far from perfect but god damn I can surf the web, take amazing pics, play Missile Command, make a phone call and shoot deadly waves of pepper spray from it.
What more do I really need.
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.