Originally Posted by J011yroger
Is that what Sandy did to your courts?
Buy a Bluetooth and you can keep sweeping while you're yakking to your Old Lady: "Yes, I'll stop and buy you some <redacted> (women's hygiene products) on the way home. No, Jolly and I don't go to strip joints after tennis. No, that wasn't beer on my breath; Gatorade came out with a new flavor."