Dear Andre Agassi,
I am your biggest fan. At the age of 12 I remember one of my mom's friends being held back by bodyguards when she 1st saw you play Ivan Lendel. This was when you first came on the scene and there was a berate rave around you.
I first would like to appologize for this woman & ask you if you know anybody who can get me back into the workforce.
"Here's a dollar, make sure it gets to the kid who brings my car around." - Pete Sampras