Making fun of Almagro is NOTHING. How about making fun of Fed? Here are a couple of lines I'd suggest Berdie to say, "Roger who? Ahh, they guy sitting in the oldie retirement rocking chair. Well, bring him on. I beat the hell out of him the last few times we played, let's see, Wimby and USO. I'll kick his b***tts all over again..."
Go Berdie, Go Berdie, Go Berdie.
Heh, I'd be happy to be the messenger to bring the clip to Fed when Berdie says it. Hehe...