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Old 11-22-2012, 06:58 AM   #8
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Originally Posted by dizzlmcwizzl View Post
.... But, are you man, or woman enough to go out and play on our national holiday. Rest assured I am not.
I'm from kali, so I'm both man/woman enough to play. Why not play? When the Puritans landed at Plymouth Rock the first thing they did was use it for a backboard. I've already killed my bird for the day, with the assistance of a naked ex-PETA girl I helped to overcome the health ravages of veganism after an all night intervention.

I've got an 8:30 practice court and if some injun' (sorry, indigenous American, by way of the Bearing Land Bridge), comes out of the woods, I'll be happy to share my bounty and introduce 'em to the noble game of tennis--maybe introduce 'em to free market capitalism and trade for a case of Costco Penns for some herb to spice up the stuffing.
"...the human emotional system was not designed to endure the mental rigors of a tennis match." Dr. Allen Fox
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